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Children's play scripts, ideal for KS1, KS2 and KS3 children (aged 7 to 14) - priced from £19 to £48 including music and performance licence, available to instantly download.
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Our school play scripts are all comedies and all have music - anything from one song to ten songs! To make things as easy as possible the music has been arranged and recorded as accompaniment tracks for children's voices. You choose whether you prefer MP3 downloads or a CD.
We have Christmas plays scripts, school play scripts for any time of year, mash-ups of pantomimes, mash-ups of fairy tales. Our shows run anything from 20 minutes to 2 hours and we have scripts that have enough parts to satisfy the largest casts.
+ Our school plays have been performed in over 2000 schools in the UK and around the world.
+ Most of our customers return for second, third, fourth or more of our play scripts.
+ If you like your school play to be funny, musical and absolutely guaranteed to entertain both children and adults alike, you've come to the right place!
These three plays can be performed by Year 2 children.
All of our plays have been successfully performed by casts of Key Stage 2 children.
The humour and subject matter of these plays appeal to students in Key Stage 3.
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AS EVER, REBECCA HAS TO TAKE A BASKET OF GOODIES TO GRANNY, BUT THIS TIME SHE IS HINDERED BY HER ANNOYING LITTLE SISTER, VIOLET.
Unbeknownst to them, Lupine Wopperty, teacher of young wolves, is trying to instil some sense of wolfishenss into Sidney Sniff, a determined vegetarian. [more]
Rebecca Riding Hood
OUR STORY STARTS WITH THE ENDINGS OF FOUR PANTOMIMES: SNOW WHITE, CINDERELLA, ALADDIN AND RED RIDING HOOD, BUT NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING OUT QUITE AS THEY SHOULD.
Who's been mucking about with the endings, and why? [more]
THE WHOLE OF HISTORY IN 90 MINUTES!
WITHOUT THE BORING BITS!
Did you know?
Babylonian builders were afraid of falling elephants.
Pythagoras wanted to be a cabaret singer.
The Vikings thought Greenland was boring. [more]
IT'S BAD ENOUGH BEING AN EIGHTEENTH CENTURY PIRATE WITHOUT HAVING YOUR MOTHER TURN UP UNEXPECTEDLY, THEN HAVING TO HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU DISTRESS PEOPLE FOR A LIVING.
Then there's the recently captured princess who isn't all she appears to be. [more]
WHEN THE WHOLE CATALOGUE OF HORROR STORY CHARACTERS CONVENE TO ELECT A NEW PRESIDENT AT THE HOTEL CRUMHORN THERE WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE TROUBLE.
One by one the creatures of the night are bumped off, but by whom?
Or what? [more]
TOOTH FAIRY HAS MANAGED TO CONVINCE THE EASTER BUNNY THAT IT'S HIS FAULT THAT CHILDREN'S TEETH FALL OUT.
It's all that chocolate, you see. And now he's disappeared.
In his absence, some very unlikely characters are looking to apply for his job. [more]
THE PROPHECY: A GIRL BORN IN POVERTY WHO IS DESTINED TO BECOME A QUEEN.
THE PROBLEM: A KING WHO DOESN'T WANT THIS GIRL MARRYING HIS SON, THE 'ADORABLE' PRINCE WILBERT.
This show has it all:
A resourceful young heroine:
A relentlessly nasty king. [more]
THOMAS FARRINER MAKES ONE TINY MISTAKE AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
While making a mermaid pie for Samuel Pepys, baker Thomas Farriner turns his back on the oven and a single coal falls out.
One tiny flame becomes two. Two become many and before you can say 'bubonic plague the whole street is ablaze. [more]
EBENEZER SCROOGE HAS A HEART COLDER THAN A POLAR-BEAR'S COLD BITS.
His meanness is legendary and this Christmas he's making no exceptions.
Grave digger Silus Barrow and his lad, Toby Crisp guide you through this story steeped in Victorian gloom. [more]
SIMON IS A VERY POOR APPRENTICE CARPENTER. HE'S MANAGED TO CHISEL THE END OFF JOSEPH'S FINGER AND NOTHING HE MAKES IS RECOGNISABLE.
Being a danger to himself, and everyone else around him, Joseph has no choice but to let Simon accompany him and Mary as they travel to Bethlehem for the census.[more]
IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, AND MRS GUSSET IS HOLDING AUDITIONS FOR THE NATIVITY PLAY. SHE DOESN'T HAVE AN AWFUL LOT OF TALENT TO CHOOSE FROM BUT SHE'S SURE IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT ON THE NIGHT.
But things don't always go to plan...[more]
A BRAND NEW TRADITIONAL CHRISTMAS STORY.
How fast do you think Santa must travel to deliver all his presents on Christmas Eve? 200 miles per hour? 2000 miles per hour? 20 000 miles per hour?
Not even close.[more]
IT'S EXAM TIME FOR THE THIRD CLASS ELVES. FAILURE MEANS SPENDING THE REST OF THEIR LIVES CLEANING UP AFTER THE LEMMINGS.
The exams are in the form of a competition between two teams of young elves. Useless Steve has been appointed team captain for his team. Defeat is definitely on the cards. [more]
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE AND THE TOY MAKER HAS JUST A FEW MORE TOYS TO SELL. PRIME CANDIDATE FOR SALE IS BINGLEY, A STRANGELY TALKATIVE TOY CLOWN, BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO BE INTERESTED.
The stock steadily diminishes, but the Toy Maker hasn't made a penny. He just seems to be giving the stuff away! [more]
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